Boobs!
Breasts!
Tits!
Titties!
Bazookas!
Melons!
Jugs!
Bosoms!
Mammary's!
(Well that should get us censored by net-nanny software ;))
Seriously - it doesn't matter what you call them, if you use them, wish to use use them, have ever used them, might use them one day in the future, or are in anyway interested in whether to use them, why to use them or how to use them, for their nature-intended purpose this site is for you!
Don't get us wrong, we love their other purpose, but this site isn't about that (though I am sure there will be jokes on the subject in the funny pages and forums) - it's about feeding, breastfeeding babies to be exact!
The breastfeeding club is just that, a club! It is not about what's right or wrong, it's not about text books and theories - most definitely not! It is not about telling you that breast is best - if you're looking here you either believe that already or are well on the way to being convinced, or telling you why you should breastfeed, unless the reasons we can think of are amusing (well, it's cheaper for a start, and far easier to do when half asleep). It's not about being terribly, terribly serious, or earnest about it all - it's about celebrating breastfeeding, wet shirts, taking eyeballs out at 20 paces, real milk baths, . . . while at the same time offering serious support to the mums who just can't get it anywhere else!
It's also about getting attitudes changed - so that we don't get made to feel like lepers for wanting to feed our babies somewhere other than sat on the lid of the seat pf a public toilet (if it even has a lid of course), so that we don't have to put up with disgusted, or lecherous, stares, so that other new mums who actually want to give it a try aren't persuaded out of it by others who see it as 'weird' or 'unnatural' (??? don't get us started yet . . .).
We don't have all the resources to do all these things ourselves so we will work in conjunction with those that do and can. Where other sites or organisations can do it better than us we'll let them - and we'll show you the way to help them out.
We look forward to a world where anyone is free to breastfeed their baby, where ever they want, whenever they want, where the true dual purpose of breasts is acknowledged and accepted, where we can have a damn good laugh about just how far our milk can squirt and just how fast we could drown in it, where all the stupid, daft and utterly ridiculous misconceptions are gone forever!
We can dream - but at least we can do it while feeding ;)
Welcome to the Breastfeeding Club!